yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

(Source: miniaturepoodle)

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unshaped:

so cute but heartbreaking at the same time

(Source: your-deity-keykey)

258,172 notes

vausemans-love-child:

This map is gonna be your guide to Litchfield.

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titsnriffs:

This would be my reaction

(Source: chrispratti)

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ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

ellie-the-smiling-samoyed:

I let her have the little bit of peanutbutter that was left. She looked at me like I gave her the world.

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spoken-not-written:

renaroo123:

spoken-not-written:

I WAS TAKING A SELFIE AND WAS GONNA MAKE A TEXT POST SAYING HI I’M PETER PAN BUT MY GRANDMA SAW ME AND I’VE NEVER BEEN SO TERRIFIED AND THIS HAPPENED

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Jake that’s a pot…

You’re a pot.

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ilovecatsalotmeow:

unclefather:

let me have the ice cream its my birthday i don’t care about the calories

deadaudio
I can’t stop laughing

ilovecatsalotmeow:

unclefather:

let me have the ice cream its my birthday i don’t care about the calories

deadaudio
I can’t stop laughing

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